I bet you won't guess what's in this bucket.

I bet you won't guess what's in this bucket. Let me show you so you can wonder, how the heck did we get here? This is actually very on brand. The whole thing is pickles. This bucket does not fit into my fridge, now I have to re-jar all of these pickles. That's what we're doing. They are the best dang pickle in the world. In the world. Okay, that was a bit much, but very good pickle. Let me show you the crunch. A couple weeks ago, we were in Wisconsin and every single bar and restaurant we went to served the same pickle. So I asked a waitress where the pickle news were, and she comes out and she tells me this brand. So I'm thinking they must be a Wisconsin thing, so I stop at a local grocery store and I can't find them. Turns out they only sell these to restaurants. This is the same. I don't think we have enough jars. Then I remembered that my stepdad has worked in food distribution since he was literally 18 years old. So I text him telling him about my emergency. He's like, yeah, no problem, except they only come in two gallon buckets. I got two headed your way. Headed your way, just like that. I got a sandwich slice. I feel like this is when you get an onion ring with your fries. So long story short, everyone's getting pickles for Christmas.