HERES THE THING THAT PEOPLE WHO DONT HAVE BOYS DONT UNDERSTAND

Okay, here's the thing that people that don't have boys do not understand. If you have boys, you are never gonna have a chill day ever again in your life. Like those days of hanging out on the weekends, like, slow wake up or just watching TV, cooking slow breakfast. No, baby, this is like a military mission. Like, 6 AM, you are up. People are yelling. Like, it's like boot camp, baby. You are in the zone, okay? Sometimes there's 17 activities before 10 AM. You're outside, you're climbing trees, you're going on walks, you've gone to breakfast before 9 AM. Like, there are 100 things that you're gonna do to fight for your life before noon. And this is exactly why it makes you a better person to have boys. Because it's like going to boot camp. It's like being in the military for 18 years. Like, you're gonna wake up at the crack of dawn, you're gonna be, there's gonna be screaming and yelling. You're gonna be physically doing a lot of labor and a lot of work and you're not gonna sleep and your head is gonna be on a swivel. You're always gonna be looking around. Who's gonna? Who? What's gonna drop next? Okay? That is the reality of being a boy mom. And I'm telling you, it sounds crazy, but it actually refines you and makes you so much better. My laziness, by the way, was called out by having boys. I didn't know I was lazy, but I was. I just wanted to lay around and sit. And then having boys, I was rudely awakened. Because you wanna sit around in the prep, prepare for doom. Your house is gonna be ripped apart from the inside out. You gotta be up and going and moving, and in return, you actually live more life. Your life gets better and it's more enjoyable. Um, but you gotta have your expectations. If you wanna sit around with boys, like, you're gonna have a hard time.