The south is so unserious

I think about this a lot being from Alabama and not living in New York City. Like there's so many things that the south has on the north and vice versa. Like so much better up here and so much better down there. But one thing that the south has on the north that is on her up here are steroid shots and the ability to get them so easily. I was talking to girls yesterday and they were like, we've never had a steroid shot. And I was like, what do you mean? I think I probably had 15 steroid shots during my four years of college because they give them out like candy. You literally go sign your name up at an urgent care and then you're like, can I just get a steroid shot? And they're like, 'pew.' And then your sickness is just gone. And then you're like, I can't believe there are some people that haven't experienced the greatness of a steroid shot. We would get them on Thursday morning if we wanted to go out on Thursday night and be good for the weekend. And they kick in like 12 hours and then your sickness is like deadass gone. And then you're like, I feel like shit on Sunday, but like you deal with it. And then you're like, oh my god, Dr. Bob went to school, he used to hand them out like candy. I miss him. I miss him.