I'll probably have to cut my hair off... there's no way to repair it

I'll probably have to cut my hair off... there's no way to repair it But let's try one more viral product first. *nothing works* There has to be a scientific explanation for this *ends up getting a degree in cosmetic chemistry* *learns* Proteins sit on damaged hair and makes it feel stiff and brittle *checks ingredient lists* *finds protein in almost every product* Turns out low pH is key to healthy and smooth hair because it helps close the cuticle *goes on a hunt for lowest pH possible* *but liquid conditioners typically can't go very low in pH due to preservatives* I'll create my own solution *creates a solid conditioner with the lowest pH that's still safe for hair and skin* *tests it* My hair has never looked this good. Maybe I should turn this into a business *reaches out to a lab* *the chemists love the idea* Wait... people actually understand the innovation and need this *reviews start coming in* I'm so confident it will transform anyone's hair. *offers a refund if people don't love it*