If you're not losing your mind, your mind is elsewhere

Also, whenever a man tells me about his crazy ex-girlfriend, I'm like, oh, I know she loved you, though. She loved me more than I ever will. Oh, what a shame. What a shame that men think that like women being crazy is a negative when you know, damn well, you know. If you came across a nonchalant woman, if a woman was nonchalant about her man, you know she's got a, she's got a little boyfriend on the side. You know it. Now you know it. Whenever I meet a girl who's like lukewarm about her relationship, I'm like, oh, god, who's the work crush? Like, I already know something's going on. I'm like, girl, if you're not losing your mind, your mind is elsewhere. It's my hot take. It's literally my hot take. Granted, do I think that there are girls who are like cool, calm, and collected like out there in the world? Yeah, I've just never came across one. I've never came across one who's actively in love. Hot take, hot take. Don't shoot the messenger. Like, all I'm saying is, if you're not going cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs, then what, what, what else you munching on?