Which one are you picking?

Men would you rather date this 10 out of 10 baddie who splits the bill 50/50, is the hottest girl in every room, somehow makes your life 10 times more fun. Oh and she knows everybody, you never have to plan a night out. You're walking past every line because you're her boyfriend. Date night she's making you laugh, she's keeping up with every conversation, she's making her point so good, you don't even mind losing the argument and you literally forget to check your phone. But you're taking her pictures cause she got a personal brand she needs to maintain to get into all those rooms and she has an event Thursday and a flight Friday. And no she can't cancel because you finally decided to plan something. You want kids great, you're splitting pick up and sick days and the nanny bill because her career is also a career. Or would you rather date this girl equally gorgeous, even better cook. Your house literally looks like a hotel, it's spotless she remembers your mom's birthday, she takes care of the kids, everything is in order you get to just focus on your career. Oh but she ain't paying for anything, you owe her a Cartier bracelet that she just sent you a picture of. Oh and tik tock on the Birkin, her half birthday is coming up. Oh you didn't know you celebrated those? You do now. Oh and Friday is strict date night, you cannot cancel and don't even dare take out your phone, you were out all week working. Oh did you wanna go to golf on Saturday? Uh you can't, Saturday's family time. Oh and Sunday you got the kids because that's the literal only day she can go to her Pilates. You wanted a woman who makes family her whole life, congratulations she expects you to participate. So which one are you because this one doesn't exist and If she does she's gonna resent you your entire life, that's going straight to a divorce.