Yoo evil people what deadly item are @ we putting in kid's Halloween candy this year?

It's time to appreciate another amazing comment section. So August here says, "Yoo evil people what deadly item are we putting in kid's Halloween candy this year? I was thinking Mountain Lions," which is a crazy start, but the comments are hilarious. Gonna equally disperse my student loan amongst them. With how the FDA is going I was just going to give out candy. I'm putting in two unskippable ads. Okay YouTube. Everyone's so creative, I was just going to sow religious doubt in the local youths. Classic. I was planning a data center each. Going to go with a classic this year. Everybody's getting quicksand. I really thought this was going to be a bigger issue in my life. I have been saving that diarrhea lettuce for months. A goldfish their parents have to take care of now. Brutal. Sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads. I was thinking 30-50 feral hogs, but with the state of the economy, I may be limited to 15-20. What? I'm putting the concept and weight of insurmountable debt in skittles bags. Incredible. I've had one of those candies for a few years now. This guy is super funny in his responses. My go-to is either lava or genetically modified scorpions. Black liquorice disguised as a nerds rope, which this would be true evil for me.