Just caught wind that my bf will be walking down the isle with a different woman next weekend

Oh my gosh, these comments. So Madeleine just caught wind that my boyfriend will be walking down the aisle with a different woman next weekend. This is how I met my wife. My girlfriend didn't want me to do it. I didn't think it would be a big deal, but I fell in love with her because of that walk down the aisle. Are you dead serious? What if she has a perfume that has some sort of nostalgia he can't put his finger on, but all he knows is that it smells like home? The bride and groom and all their friends have been trying to get them together for years, too. She'll probably touch his bicep a little. What if she trips and he catches her and they lock eyes? People are going to see them and be like, they look so cute together. They're probably going to have an inside joke only the two of them will know. All of our bridesmaids and groomsmen ended up married to each other. Sorry, sis. What if she's nervous and squeezes his hand? People are going to think they're together. Why would you say this to me, Himothy? What if he smiles? Jail. Imagine she catches the bouquet and looks at him and smiles. And last, the comments are funny because it's not me.