STITCH COMING

So when I tell people that one of the reasons why I don't want to have kids is because I like to travel and they try to hit me with the, well you can still travel when you have kids. I'm not trying to travel like that. That did not look enjoyable. That looked stressful. The poor mother was in tears. I just that is not a vacation. That is parenting in a different location. And that's not the kind of life that I want to have. When I travel, I want to relax, I want to explore, I want to do activities, I want to lay around and do nothing. Like I want to be able to do what I want to do on my time. So when people try to sit here and say, well you're not having kids, well that means you're selfish. You only think about yourself, yada yada yada. Okay, fine. I guess I'm selfish then. God forbid I want to live my life the way I want to live it. I don't want to travel with screaming children. I don't want to travel somewhere with a child just for them to be like, I hate it here. I want to go home. I want to do this. I don't want to go to Italy. I don't want to go to Paris. I'm not doing it. No. I'm not traveling to another country to try different foods just for a kid to be like, I want chicken nuggets. No. If me not wanting my husband to squirt his hot liquids into my vagina and then having to hold that liquid in my body for nine months until it forms into a human being and push it out of my coochie, ripping me wide open from cooch to ass, that makes me selfish, so fucking be it.