When Jordan Belfort got caught trying to bribe the FBI.

Can you say that again, just the way you said it. Just the same way. I don't know what you're talking about. Oh, come on. You know what I'm talking about. If I'm not mistaken, you just tried to bribe a federal officer. No technically I didn't bribe anybody. Technically that's... No. No. No. According to the US Criminal Code there needs to be an exact dollar figure for an exchange of services. That would not hold up in the court of law. You need to be both... No. No. No. That's the truth but I want to tell you this. The same gentleman that told me that you tried to get your broker's license also told me that you were a straight arrow. You ran a security check on me. Well, when you sail on a boat fit for a bond villain sometimes you need to play the part right. I think it's time you both get the f*ck off my boat. What do you say? You know Jordan I'll tell you something. Most of the Wall Street jackasses that I bust. Yeah. They're uh they're to the manor born. Is that right? Their fathers are douchebags just like their fathers before them. But you, hey you Jordan you got this way all on your own. Did I? Good for you little man. Me the little man? And let me tell you something. No let me tell you something else. Honestly, I'm not bullsh*tting here this is one of the nicest boats that I've ever been on. I gotta I gotta tell you. And you know what. I was just thinking too. The f*cking hero that I'm gonna be back at the office when the Bureau seizes this f*cking boat because I mean f*ckity f*ck f*ck Jordan. Look at this thing. It's beautiful. You get the beautiful girls here. It's wonderful. Alright, get the f*ck off my boat. I'm sure we'll be seeing each other real soon. I'm sure. Good luck on that subway ride home to your miserable ugly f*cking wives. I'm gonna have Heidi lick some caviar off my balls in the meantime. Hey you guys wanna take some lobsters for your ride home? F*cking miserable pricks. I know you can't afford them. F*cking cheap f*cks.