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What I'd say to you based on what you're wearing as a new hire software engineer. This is what I'd say to you based off of what you're wearing as a new hire software engineer. If you're coming in with your hair all gelled up like this and a button-up shirt like this and some khaki pants and a belt that matches your shoes, I'll be like, 'Hey man, welcome to the team. Nice to meet you. I'm Michael. Let me know if there's anything I can do to help.' If you're coming in with your makeup all done, with some nice jewelry and a polka dot dress and some high heels, I'll be like, 'Hey, welcome to the team. Nice to meet you. I'm Michael. Let me know if there's anything I can do to help you.' If you're coming in with a Supreme hoodie that costs $500 and some Balenciaga that costs a thousand, I'll be like, 'Hey, welcome to the team. Nice to meet you. I'm Michael. Let me know if there's anything I can do to help you.'
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