I'm so sorry I'm late

I'm so sorry I'm late pov: government girlboss gives you a White House tour I got stuck behind a motorcade me and Joe are actually really close I mean I know his coffee order by heart don't look now but I think I saw Nancy don't look you're ruining my chances don't touch anything there's so many eligible bachelors here I mean all I want is a guy who's cute and can advance my career I went out with a Secret Service guy last night he wouldn't take off his badge like ever needless to say it did not go well so security will be stricter than usual um manifesting I was interviewing one of the interns and they said they have hobbies ugh I remember when I had hobbies you know I actually know the nuclear codes but I can't tell you it's classified are the glasses giving government girlboss? you better not tell anyone but my senator is planning to run so you better stay nice to me oh my gosh I just got a tweet alert somebody tweeted that POTUS doesn't like chicken wings it's a Twitter nightmare I have to go to an emergency meeting