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Boys you meet in DC. The Hill Boy. I work for a congressman Robinson, working on the hill is crazy, like working on things of national importance. I mean yeah I just bring him coffee but like it's a stepping stone. The Government Contractor. Oh what do I do for work? Oh I'm a... I'm a government contractor. No I uh I'm actually not at liberty to say, all you need to know is that I'm a government contractor. The Consulting Bro. What's up. Oh yeah I actually work for Bert Ellen Harrington, you ever heard of them? I mean yeah I just kind of travel the world. I mean I was just in Dubai last week, it's a really competitive company to get into. I mean yes our company is a big part of climate change and just generally making the world a worse place, but it's still a really cool company. I mean I even got this cool company card. I can give you a referral if you want. The Native Marylander. Hey you ever heard of Maryland? I mean our schools are great, it's just objectively the best state. I mean we have crabs, ever heard of Old Bay?
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