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Boys you meet in DC. The Hill Boy. I work for a congressman. I just bring them coffee, but like it's a stepping stone. The Government Contractor. Oh, what do I do for work? Oh, I'm a I'm a government contractor. No, I uh I'm actually not at liberty to say. All you need to know is that I'm a government contractor. Extremely sus. The Consulting Bro. What's up? Oh, yeah, I actually work for Booz Allen Hamilton. You ever heard of them? I mean, yeah, I just kind of travel the world. I mean, I was just in Dubai last week. It's a really competitive company to get into. I mean, yes, our company is a big part of climate change and just generally making the world a worse place, but it's still a really cool company. I mean, I even got this cool company card. I can give you a referral if you want. The Native Marylander. Hey, you ever heard of Maryland? I mean, our schools are great. It's just objectively the best state. I mean, we have crabs. Ever heard of Old Bay?
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