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I just learned the best French phrase that I have to share. So I was just getting my nails done and I was telling my manicurist about how I got DQ'd from the French driving test because I have nine fingers, which yes, I'm still mad about a week later. And I was just complaining about how much it upset me that this like woman on a power trip could like derail my whole week and month like that. And my manicurist said to me, "hooo elle se prend pour qui? Elle fait pipi caca comme tout le monde." Which means who does she think she is? She makes poo poo pee pee like the rest of us. Elle fait pipi caca comme tout le monde. She told me that her mom used to tell her whenever she would run into people who were difficult, that to just imagine them "en train de faire caca, en train de pousser." While taking a doodoo, while pushing. I literally can't stop laughing. It's hard to say too. "toi tu fais pipi - toi tu fais pipi caca comme tout le monde!" You do pipi caca like everyone else. "who does she think she is she goes pipi caca like everyone else." Il fait pipi caca like everyone else. Tu te prends pour qui, hein? Tu fais pipi caca comme tout le monde! Nailed it.