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All right. You say this anytime you catch me eating an extreme amount of one food. Or like gorge, it's not one food in particular, but if you see me indulging in a food, this is what you say. Sounds so mean. Um. Trying to think of it. Usually it's one food. Usually it's when I'm eating fondue, but really anytime, cookies. Anytime I'm really enjoying myself while eating something you say this. Oh, feed that butt. Yeah, feed that butt. Hi, so it's the end of the day. You've had a long day and um kids are still up and there's a question that you ask me. You're super tired. Like super tired. Super tired. Mhm. Kids are still awake. Can you do bedtime? That's it. Verbatim. What do we say when we have to say no to something because we don't have the money for it, but we don't want to offend like to somebody else. Huh? Like to somebody like if somebody invited us to somewhere and we really can't afford it and we feel bad about it, but we say no, what what's our saying? Um. Oh. Uh, it's not personal, it's poverty. Yeah. All right. What do we say when especially one of our kids is being like real whiny and complaining about something that's really stupid. It's from a movie. Is that whining about something stupid? Yeah, usually it's Tucker. Oh no, my gumdrop buttons. Not my gumdrop buttons. So this one is when the other person says something and they're trying to say something and they're really struggling. Not doing so hot. Uh, easy for you to say. That's it. All right. What do we say when we see a Tesla? It's a Honda Civic. All right, so this one is basically something only you say to our children when they are being really dumb and you have experienced the consequences. Yes. Um, oh my gosh. Um, play stupid games, win stupid prizes. That's it. What do we say when we're trying to justify spending money on something that we can't afford? Well, we've got the money. Um, what is like every time we've had a child or tried to adopt an animal, what this is like one of the first names that that we talk about. Every time we've had a child, we joke about this being their name. Tim Riggins. Yeah. It'll happen sometime. All right, so this is something you tell me, usually if I'm away from home working or something and it's kind of like a heads up or a a confession of sorts. I'm paralyzed. Okay, what do we say when we do something that could have had really bad consequences? It's also from a movie that could have been bad. This is a text I receive from you every day and this is the first text I receive from you every day. The first text you receive from me every day. Everyday. Yeah. Everyday? Yeah. First text. Is it TikTok? No. No. Oh, coffee? With the question mark. Yeah. All right. You say this anytime we're watching TV or a movie and Nicholas Cage appears. Uh, your boy or your man or something like that. I mean, you love him. You absolutely love him. It's from one of our favorite movies and it's when one of us finds the other one wearing something not like super stylish. It's a question that we might ask that that person. Dressing for comfort? Okay. Um, this we say whenever we want something we don't have. It's usually like I don't know, like something that something out of reach or like No. No? Okay. Like if I were to see a house that I want online or some cool gadget that I don't really need. It's I think this is from a movie but not a movie that I liked and you say it It's just something always I'm saying to you. No, we both say it. We both say it to you. Yeah. Um. Usually it's silly things and you have to get an accent when you say it. I'm not anywhere close to this whole You say it when you want something. Not me wanting, not like I want that. It's like no, me like I want that. I want that. All right, so um you should definitely get this. The business is never where it needs to be, but you know, it's on the cusp. It is. All right, this one is a more recent one that we've adopted. Yeah. Um, and this is anytime someone poops, but especially our dog Honey. It's a big fat nuke. Um, it's what we call when we have already put the kids to bed and we haven't had dinner yet and Party food? Yep. Um, what do we say when anybody says it's been a while in casual conversation? It's been a while.
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