Do you understand?

The other day I let an emergency room physician borrow my otoscope but they never gave it back. So the next time I saw them in the hallway I was like where's the otoscope? They said I sold it to a friend. I said name of the friend and the phone number of the friend. They said I don't have it. I said that's too bad. Where do you live? He said in the emergency room. I said you wanna go home? He said yeah. I said give me the name of the friend. Do you understand? It's easy. I don't believe that you sold it. Do you understand? You know I resent it when people page other residents and write about me he's just upset he no longer has a boy toy in the emergency room to do his work. I owe him nothing. You know if I had to put a picture in the dictionary next to what a boy toy looks like you would be an antonym. That's sophisticated out there you have to know what an antonym is. It means just the opposite of what the word is.