Just calling my kids whatever atp

I am a Catholic school girl and our nun that we grew up with at our Catholic school that worked there for like 100 years was named Sister Barbara Joseph and I just have to tell you guys a short little story about the kind of mom I am. I am one of five kids from a big obnoxious loud Catholic family and none of us go by our real name. We all have 90,000 nicknames. Our parents were madly obsessed with each other for 40 years and took absolutely nothing seriously and never called us by the names that they named us. For instance, my name is Sally Grace. I always went by Gracie and got called Louberry my entire childhood. We now have seven grandkids in our family and we don't call any of them by their names either. My niece is named Anna and we call her Didi which has turned into Deeters which has turned into Sweeters. But back to the nun thing. I started thinking it was fucking hilarious and for no reason started calling all the little girls in our family Sister Barbara and their middle name. So my girl's middle names are James and Lucille. So I've been calling them Sister Barbara James and Sister Barbara Lucille. My niece's middle name is Cecilia so I've been calling her Sister Barbara Cecilia. I literally can't help myself. I think it's the funniest shit in the world. So we'll just be texting the family group chat and I'll be like I am having quite a fucking day with Sister Barbara Lucille today. And another thing is that we feel no shame using these absolutely insane nicknames out in public and it always gets a double take. So if you're pregnant right now and you're stressing about what to name your kid, maybe just chill because there's a high chance you might not even call them by that name anyways. And if you like this and you want to steal, your child too can be named Sister Barbara whatever their middle name is. And this is Sister Barbara Lucille in the flesh as we speak. Anyways, just had to tell y'all that.