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Listen up, okay? Welcome to Blanchard Family Beach Vacation 2026. I said it once and I'll say it again. No laughing. You guys are the most spoiled group of little $*** I've ever met in my life. Make it. What? How do we already have a question, what? Lay Lay said I was we will be. We will be assigning kid awards at the end of the vacation. So rule number one, water safety. That door that goes to that pool is only gonna be open. Keep your eyes on me. Keep your eyes on me. Okay. Lock in. Gonna be open. Keep your eyes on me. If you ask a grown up. Cause we have two babies, multiple toddlers, and they can drown. So that door, you wanna go outside, you ask a grownup if it's okay. You're gonna scan to make sure there's no babies around. That brings me to water safety. Rule No. 2. Life jackets on at the beach. I don't care. I don't care. You are not getting in the water or close to the water without a life jacket on. No. No floaties. Life jackets only. Next rule. Your attitudes. Okay. Fighting, first offense. Sitting out. Second offense. Leaving the beach and going to beach house. You're not picking the rules. I'm picking the rules. Got it? No fighting. No. 3. Sharing. A grown up brought something for you guys to share on this vacation. It's not yours. We're sharing. If you can't share, I'm taking it away from everybody. Understand? What? Grown up respect. If a grownup asks you to do something, and it is one of your aunts, uncles, grandparents or your own parents. You're doing it the first time and not arguing. Grandma Lay Lay. I don't wanna hear the word why come out of anybody's mouth. Take the word why out of your vocabulary. Dollie: you have a question? Okay. Hey, Dollie. You're supposed to be a baby. That's your rule. Okay. Blanchards on 3, 1, 2, 3, Blanchards!