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Come with me to Switzerland. I've always wanted to go here. It's been on my bucket list for so long, but I've always had excuses on why I can't go. But I said to myself, you know what? Yolo. Let me book that trip. Let me make it happen. This whole trip got planned a day before I was meant to leave. I realized I was going to have a few days off, so I said, let me use my free will. If you don't know, I'm also a YouTuber, so that means I need multiple SD cards. But why am I seeing over 100 pounds for an SD card at the airport? We are not doing that. From what I've heard, Switzerland is one of the most expensive countries. They're selling water for 5 pounds. That's what I've heard. I don't know. This was a 6:30 a.m. flight. I don't think I've ever got to the airport this early before. And as a guy that misses flights on a regular basis, I definitely thought I was going to miss this. Also, who needs business class when you got the whole row to yourself? I did not know that Switzerland is down the road. Why did I think it was far? It only took us like an hour and 20 minutes. That's local. So at this point, I'm running on 3 hours sleep, but the energy is still high because I've been flipping Switzerland, bro. I'm too gassed. Man said I saw Toblerone. This is where it's from. This is the land of the Toblerone. I'm lactose intolerant, but I might have to indulge. Also, I am going to be snowboarding out here, so I might need some of these Oakley glasses. I need quick hot food and the only things open are McDonald's and KFC. And I'm definitely not doing McDonald's. However, KFC in the morning is a bit crazy because they don't have a breakfast menu. The price of KFC here is not making sense. I paid 23.40 Franc for this, which is like 22 pounds. And that was only for three pieces of chicken and fries and some sparkling water, which I didn't even want. I didn't even know I ordered sparkling water. The fries were absolutely banging by the way. It's basically McDonald's fries but at KFC. I don't know how they done that. They must have stole the menu. But yeah, I had to go get a train ticket for a 3-hour train journey. I'm catching three flipping trains. Also, you guys are going to find out in the next few clips why you need to make sure you buy the right ticket because the inspectors came down on me on a quick one. Train one was done, onto train two. And the inspector pulls up on me. He's like, yo, you got the wrong ticket by the way. I'm like, huh? Wrong ticket? How? This can't be the wrong ticket. Then he says the right ticket is actually double the price of what you spent. Obviously, I paid for the new ticket once he told me about the mistake. But don't worry, on holiday money is not real. Also, I did find some water and it was not 5 pounds. It was 1 franc. I'm starting to see snow and mountains and that's how I know I'm close to my destination. I'm on train three and yes, it was a long, long journey, but do you know what? It was worth it because look at where I am. When you have to work hard to get to something, it's always going to feel better when you get it. Just look at the snow, bro. Man's making snowballs. I ain't made snowballs since like year eight. Got to my resort. I'll post the details of the place I'm staying once I've left. Don't want no one pulling up on me. I am the best at finding places for holidays, bro. No one is better than me. I find the best places and you guys know this as well. Look at all the trips I've done and look where I've stayed. It's always the best, bro. Look at, just look at this, bro. Look at this. Look at the balcony view as well. I did have to upgrade my room because the guy was a good salesman. He said to me, yo, you definitely want to upgrade your room, don't you? And I was like, no, I don't. He's like, no, trust me, you do. Then I ended up doing it. Paid a bit extra, but as I said, money on holiday ain't real. The gym is quite small and basic, but I don't give a toss. I booked this place because of the spa. Just look at this, bro. There's like six or seven saunas. You've also got steam rooms. You've got an outdoor jacuzzi as well with a crazy view of the mountains. You've got an indoor swimming pool as well and you've got massages, all that good stuff. I did get a massage as well. I'm feeling so refreshed. I'll catch you guys tomorrow. Peace.