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My name is Giancarlo. I'm a Java engineer, and I'm one of the last remaining artisanal hand coders. My father manually coded using assembly language, and his father before him using an abacus. The youth today insist on using AI to code... but I don't believe in it. In order to create a helper function, it takes me 16 hours. And with integration tests, unit tests, dev slot testing and CI pipeline updates, it can run anywhere from 5 days to 5 months. The vibe coding airheads at my company, they don't last long. He broke production twice in two weeks. Look, if you're looking for quality code, craftsmanship, and something that works, people come to... Giancarlo. Why don't you use AI to speed up your workflow? Because I write Java for enterprise? Plus, IntelliJ Idea doesn't even have AI tools built in. Actually, IntelliJ Idea does have AI functionality. It's got AI code completion, code generation, refactoring, AI code explanation, and you can use any agent right in the IDE. Plus, it's the best tool for Kotlin and safe for enterprise! Another vibe coding airhead. Just want to say you're doing a great job. Thanks, boss. Giancarlo has to get back to work. Wait, are you using AI? Hey, get out of here! This is Giancarlo's workspace. You do not look at Giancarlo's workspace without Giancarlo's permission! Out. Out. Out. I want you out of my workshop, get out.