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I sent my 13-year-old son to live with his dad and people keep asking me how much I'm going to pay in child support. Not a mother-freaking thing. Why would I give him anything? You should have chose better, I don't have it. I'm going to have to wait until I get paid on Friday. And if anything, you can just take me down child support like I did you. And then we can wait two years. Then, when they try to tell me how much to send, what I'm going to do is go quit my job and I'm going to tell them that I'm now a barber. And I'm barely making it. I only get like two clients a day, if that. And you know how much food is? You know how much gas is? I can't afford to take care of no child, I can barely afford to take care of myself. So you know what they're going to tell me? The same way they told you: $50 a month. That's all I got.
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