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So I have been no contact with my parents for the last six days. Exhibit A. Look at this. Mind you, it is Father's Day weekend and rather than celebrate Father's Day with the children who made him a father, my father, my father, my father, flew to Hawaii. And if that wasn't insulting enough, let me show y'all this. We're here in Hawaii again, but don't tell my daughter. We snuck away from those grandkids and we came back to Hawaii. I mean, aren't you happy for us? No, we're not happy for you. And this is exactly why as soon as they got on the plane to go all the way halfway across the world, we went no contact. Okay, don't speak to me. So instead, they posted themselves having big fun, big fun in Hawaii, abandoning their posts. So when they come back, they're grounded. Additionally, what we've done is we have scheduled a series of date nights for as soon as they return and they will be babysitting both children to make up for all the time that they lost having big fun in Hawaii.
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