Perfume talk AESOP

I don't trust any of you. I don't trust any of you when it comes to perfume. None of you. Unless you have a lineup like this, then we can talk. But no. I love watching perfume videos. I love hearing people talk about it. But I think there's a lot of sick freaks out there. I saw people saying, "I want to fill up a building, my smell, with fragrance." And she's like, "Yeah, a building." I was like, that's really weird. What does that mean? What does that mean? "Gormond? Vanilla? Sickly sweet?" Like, people use those terms and I do not like. Smell like I've been dragged through the bottom of the forest floor, but it's bursting with a plant life, but then a spice cart that was traveling through spilled pepper everywhere and cedar wood. And depth and mysterious. Good. AESOP does that. When people talk about wanting to be like, smelled from a distance and like, I'm lost. I want only those that are in my neck and hugs and kisses and clothes. That's where my fragrance is for. Just different. That's fine. Everybody has a different. I don't know fragrances. I like to wear fall fragrances in the summer. I think that's really sexy. Arner. Bright and juicy. Above a steoria. Scary. The only place I spray this one is my shirt. Like one shot directly on my belly. That is it. Tacit. Mmm, green. Green, green, green. Marrakech. It's like a spice market, but the way it dries down on me. Verrere. I feel like it's smart. Mossy, sun porch of the library. Makes one store. I was wearing this one the other day at the grocery store and this woman was getting so annoyed with this guy that was like hogging the aisle. And then he finally walked away and she's like, "Oh, and he left us with his aftershave." And I was like, that's me. And I'm still right here. I want you to be like, so close to me. And then you're like, "Oh my god, you smell so good." Cursed. Weird sweater belly. Skin. Makes perfect sense to me. That's how I want fragrance. Like you came in for a hug in my big wool sweater and you're like, "Oh, you're so cozy and warm." And that's that. Weird in their own way. Mixed, but perfect. Perfect in every way. I have no complaints about a single one of these fragrances. Like, absolutely would never, ever, ever do that. Like, do you know what I mean? Like, when you do the discovery sets and you're like, "Mmm, I only liked the one." No. So if you are like me, and we are the same person, what else is like this within nano second, smell, cheap. Do you know what I'm saying? And if it's under $200, I also don't trust it at all. I think $200 entry point would spend $500 on a bottle of perfume. But like, I live in Montana where you smell AESOP. Like, where am I going to smell these things? Also to be fair, when I was in my very early 20s, my old boss used to get me perfume oils from the Middle East. Like these tiny, beautiful little vials of the purest sense. And I understand smelling wealthy. Once you've smelled that, there's something you just, you know, there's nothing like it in the world. I like smelling weird. And cool. Keep it weird guys. All right. Love you. Bye.