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DID I REALLY JUST TURN PEACH COBBLER TO LEMONADE? I SURELY DID. OH YEAH, WE'RE MAKING THAT RIGHT NOW. THIS RIGHT HERE. I KNOW A PAPER TOWEL. HATE TO SEE ME COMING, HONEY, YOU REALLY GOTTA CUT THEM THAT SMALL BECAUSE WE BLENDED THEM. SO I GOT MY PEACHES. THROW THAT UP IN SOME BROWN SUGAR. APPARENTLY YOU DON'T HAVE BROWN SUGAR. YOU JUST TAKE WHITE SUGAR AND TO MAKE BROWN SUGAR. BUT IF YOU SUGAR, YOU DAMN SURE GOT MOLASSES. IMMA ADD A LITTLE SUGAR TO IT TOO, I'M SAYING? IT'S A LITTLE BIT. GET YOU SOME MAGNETITE AND ADD A LITTLE BIT OF THAT IN A LITTLE BIT OF CINNAMON UP OR A LOT OF IT, CAUSE I LOVE ME SOME CINNAMON. LOTION, IT'S VANILLA LOTION, IT'S VANILLA BEAN GEL. YOU KNOW. YOU KNOW. BYE BYE BYE YES, THAT MUCH. EVER HAD BUTTER BUT ADD JUST A PINCH OF JUST A LITTLE BIT. WE. HOW YOU ADD SUGAR TO SAVOURY THINGS, SALT TO, YOU KNOW, SWEET THINGS. FLAVOURS A LITTLE MY PEACH MIX ALL UP IN SOME COLD WATER, COLD WATER BEFORE I START BLENDING IT. JUST TO MAKE LITTLE BIT EASIER. MHM, MHM, MHM, MHM. WE'RE GONNA DRAIN THE SKIN AND THE PULP BECAUSE PULP BE NASTY. FANCY GLASS, HUH? LET'S STRAIN THIS LEMON JUICE CAUSE AGAIN, WE DON'T POP AROUND HERE. HOLA. HOLA. I'M GONNA ADD SOME MORE SUGAR TO THIS BECAUSE IT'S LEMONADE AND I LIKE A LITTLE SWEET. IT TO DISSOLVE COMPLETELY. DO YOU KNOW SUGAR TO COLD WATER, IS JUST SUGAR WATER WITH A WHOLE BUNCH OF BOTTOM. AND ADD THAT LIKE THAT. AM I GONNA ADD THE WHOLE THING? IT IS SAY PEACH COBBLER LEMONADE. ADD SOME MORE WATER. NE SAUBER ODER NEED SAUBER. EXTRA LEMONS IN THERE. EXTRA PEACHES. NOW LET'S ADD THE ICE BECAUSE I LIKE MY DRINKS TO BE COLD. THAT LOOKS GOOD. I'M EXTRA RIGHT? FREEZE DRIED PEACHES. CAUSE I'M GONNA MAKE SOME PEACH SUGAR TO GO ON MY RIM. GET YOUR SUGAR. YES, BABA! WHOO! WHOO! NOW WE GOT PEACH SUGAR, PEACH SUGAR. LITTLE LEMON JUICE ON THE. ON THE RIM. DIP IT IN SUGAR AND YOU GOT. BOOM! PEACH COBBLER LEMONADE. IT BETTER BE GOOD. MISS GRANDBABY CAKES. WHAT SIZE YOU Wearing? HOUSES. OH YEAH? YOU WANT SOME? NOPE. ALRIGHT, BYE.