How I Larped staying in Miami for 2 months. I never told the story, but this is how I Larped staying in Miami for probably three or four months, living in a $5 million crib right next to Miami Beach. Me and my friend got dropped off with no car, barely any money. The first day we got there, we were in Brickell and we rented a car for like 750 bucks. This is January, by the way. This is mid-January. We rented a car and we made like $800 the first day we got there, going door to door, selling window cleaning because we both knew how to sell door to door, and I brought my window cleaning equipment and we just put it in the rental car. Okay, at this point, we just have a rental car for a week, we have a little bit of money, and our friend who dropped us off left, went back to Michigan where we're from. A week goes by and we didn't make that much more money after the first day. It kind of went downhill, and don't ask me why, but we went to Fort Lauderdale and did some stupid shit, like we were clubbing a little bit. So that definitely did not help, but I bought a Mercedes. Why like such a nice car? I didn't need a car that expensive. I don't know, that was like the only option I had, but I had really good credit, so that gave me a really good offer on it. I didn't buy it in cash, obviously. I financed it, but I bought that, window cleaned out of that, bro. I had my equipment in that Mercedes-Benz, which is insane. I decided I didn't want to do that, so a few more weeks go by, I have a little bit of money, I bought this van, okay. I bought another car too, but that was, there was a VIN swap, it was stolen, the mileage was fucked up. I got my money back for that, right? So at this point, I have two cars and we're still homeless. We're still homeless. I was like, my friend, obviously, sleeping in the car, and I would take the other car, sometimes I would sleep at girls' houses, sometimes we would get hotels. And then, I think this is still January, bro. This is still January. My friend knocks on this guy's door and this guy ends up letting us stay in his house, his $5 million crib, $5 million valued house right next to Miami Beach. It's a really long story on why he even let us live there, but we were going door to door selling window cleaning, and this guy sees my friend and he invites him in. At this point, I think I'm knocking in a different neighborhood, so I'm not even there, right? He takes one of my cars, I take the other one, and yeah. So at this point, we ended up staying at this dude's crib. He lives alone, he has, you know, some money. We were going to crazy ass dinners, like he was spending thousands of dollars on us at dinners, right? So at this point, it's March or April, and we're living the life, bro. We're larping like crazy. We're living in this big ass crib. Now, the only rule we had was we couldn't invite girls over, so that was kind of annoying. So now, like, we're fucking homeless, it's not like we should be focused on girls anyways, right? But, you know, I'm 20, my friend's 18, so, you know, that's how it is. But yeah, we were larping like crazy from January to, I want to say, March. And then, our friend who dropped us off, he's an older guy, he has some money, he bought a house in Fort Myers, and actually, the day he moved, the day he bought his house in Fort Myers in Florida, is the day we got kicked out of the dude's house we were living at, right? He got fed up, you know, he was trying to have us do chores and shit, which is not a bad deal at all. Like doing chores to live rent-free is not a bad gig at all, right? But he just, he had, you know, I'm not going to say some issues, but he was just a little, a little different, right? So he ended up kicking us out and we're homeless again, right, on the streets. But then we shoot over to Fort Myers and we live with this, with this friend now. We were there from April to May and then we both went back to Michigan, me and my friend. But now we're both about to be back. I'm about to be back in Florida in a few days in Fort Myers. So that's pretty much the story on how I larped, how me and my friend larped. It was crazy, insane, right? So if you've been looking for a sign to take a risk or go somewhere, do some crazy shit, I got so many more stories, but this is your sign, bro. This is your sign to just go fucking larp.
