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I wrote the entire code base, front end, back end, the app, the website, and the deployment. I fixed the bug at 3:00am. I fixed it again at 4:00am. I do the dev ops, the database, the security, and of course, I answer the support tickets. I also built the AI. Feature. Then I built a second AI. Feature that nobody asked for because my co founder promised it to a customer. I have not spoken to another human being in six weeks. I am the visionary. I handle strategy mostly. That's LinkedIn. I posted we are hiring 4 times this month. We're not hiring. It's just for engagement. I closed a huge deal last week by selling a feature that we don't even have yet. I closed another deal this week by selling a feature that's physically impossible. I have also told an investor that we're profitable. We have never even made a single dollar. I have never, ever seen the product. I don't even know what the product does. But the pitch deck is beautiful. I made the pitch deck. I mean, er, chat GPT did, but I prompted it. It's my contribution.
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