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I started with $5,000, and I own 100% of it. No board, no investors, no meetings, and especially no boss. I make decisions in four seconds in my kitchen. I have never written a pitch deck, and I've never said the word runway. Last year the company made more money than it spent, which I'm told is now illegal in San Francisco. I could shut the whole thing down tomorrow, and not one single person on earth could stop me. I raised $40 million, and I own 3% of my company. I answer to 11 investors, a board, and a group chat named after a panic emoji. Every hour of my life is a meeting. I make decisions in six weeks by a committee, and then the board reverses them. I have never made a single dollar. We lose 2 million per month, and my investors call this discipline. My burn rate has a burn rate. Last month, I fired myself as a CEO. To signal maturity. And then I rehired myself with a lower salary. If I don't triple by December, I'm out of the company that I started.