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I'm the CMO. I own the brand. I spent 4 million on a rebrand. Same logo, new font. We call it evolving the visual language. I bought a Super Bowl ad, a blimp, and a scent. Yes, the brand has a smell Now I don't track ROI. Because brand is a feeling, and of course, you can't put a number on a feeling. We sponsor a Formula 1 car nobody asked about. My KPI's are vibes, buzz and cultural relevance. I ran a campaign so abstract that no one knows what we actually sell. I'm the CFO. I know exactly what everything costs, including that smell. I cut the free snacks to save $12,000, and I would do it again. And I have a spreadsheet with 4,000 tabs, and I love them all equally. I asked marketing for the ROI. On the blimp, and they sent me a mood board. I have not approved a single joyful expense since 2019. When I die, they'll bury me in a cost neutral coffin expensed under facility.