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Their other posts in the index, biggest breakout first.
I only drink to get drunk. I know that sounds like I'm an alcoholic, but hear me out. Alcohol is a poison, and most people don't even know because it's so normalized. It's a Group 1 carcinogen, which is literally the highest tier, right alongside asbestos, and it kills grey matter and ages your brain by years. Plus, there's no safe dose, so I don't see the point in casual drinking. If I'm going to drink, I'm going to make it count. And because I don't casually drink, my tolerance is super low. Only five shots will have me stumbling, so I'm actually healthier than the guy who drinks a beer every day after work and doesn't even feel buzzed. If you want to be a healthy degenerate, follow me.