YOU NEED A CO

YOU NEED A CO SIGNER BEFORE YOU CAN CHECK OUT AT THE GROCERY STORE I JUST LEFT THE GROCERY STORE YESTERDAY AND I BOUGHT A GALLON A CARTON OF EGGS A CARTON OF EGGS AND A POUND OF BACON. THAT'S ALL THAT'S ALL I NEEDED FOR BREAKFAST. WALK MY ASS UP TO BOOP, BOOP, BOOP. THREE ITEMS. GALLON OF MILK, GALLON OF MILK, CARTON OF EGGS AND A POUND OF BACON. TELL ME WHY THAT MOTHERFUCKING REGISTER TELL ME WHY THAT MOTHERFUCKING REGISTER SAID $85. IS IT SPACE IS IT MARTIAN MILK? IS IT A DINOSAUR EGG? WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF FOOD ARE THEY FEEDING US THAT COST $35 A POUND. YOU CAN'T EVEN WALK INTO A GROCERY STORE WITHOUT A WALLET. THEY STOP YOU AT DO YOU DO YOU HAVE A WALLET IN YOUR POCKET? DOES IT HAVE MORE THAN FIVE CARDS IN IT? ALRIGHT, YOU WELCOME TO THE GROCERY STORE. THAT'S THAT'S HOW MUCH THE GROCERY STORES COST. THE COST THE COST OF LIVING HAS GONE THE COST OF LIVING HAS GONE RIDICULOUS AND NOBODY'S STOPPING IT. MONDELEZ MONDELEZ, PEPSI COLA, NABISCO, LAYS LAYS PEPSI. ALL OF THESE NIGGAS IS OUT THEIR FUCKING MIND. EVERYTHING TASTES EVERYTHING TASTES LIKE SHIT AND AND COSTING MORE THAN DOUBLE. SAME GREAT SAME GREAT TASTE, BUT NEW LOOK. IT'S SOME YOU YOU USED TO PAY $2 FOR SOME OREOS WITH REAL SUGAR, REAL CREAM, REAL CREAM, REAL FLOUR. NOW YOU'RE PAYING NOW YOU'RE PAYING 5 99 FOR ONE OREO THAT'S MADE OUT OF SOY LEITCHEN AND GLUE. EVERYBODY EVERYBODY TEETH FALLING OUT YOU YOU GETTING COLONOSCOPIES AT 18 YEARS OLD. NIGGAS NIGGAS GOT IBS IN THE IN KINDERGARTEN. WHY FIVE YEAR OLDS TAKING PEPSI CUZ CUZ THE FOOD THEY FEED US IS SOME BULLSHIT. IT COSTS SO MUCH IT COSTS SO MUCH YET TASTES LIKE BECAUSE WE'RE PAYING FOR PAINT THINNER AND TURPENTINE. IF YOU WANNA GROCERY GO DOWN TO HOME DEPOT. YOU BUYING THE SAME SHIT. I WALK INTO A PLAYGROUND AND JUST EAT THE CHIPS OFF THE FLOOR. FOR THANKSGIVING FOR THANKSGIVING WE. WE HAD BOILED IT WAS IT WAS A R16 25 WE PUT WE PUT IT IN THE OVEN FOR 75 MINUTES AND IT TASTED DELICIOUS. WE EATING RUBBER AND ATTACHMENTS AND THEY CHARGING US MORE FOR NOTHING. THE FOOD THE FOOD AIN'T EVEN HAVE FLAVOUR IN IT. IT'S JUST FLUFF. AND YOU'RE PAYING AND MORE AND MORE AND MORE AND MORE AND MORE. FOR EVERY EVERY TIME YOU GO TO THE GROCERY YOU GOTTA SELL A KIDNEY TO WALK IN THERE. YEAH, WE ALL NEED TO BUT YOU CAN'T TELL ME THAT THAT'S THE PRICE. THEY JUST PICK PRICES. WHERE'S THE COMPETITION CAN WE CALL IT A COMPETITION? CAUSE CAN. CAN THE COMPETITION COME IN LIKE GANDALF ON THE DAMN WITH WITH THE WHITE SHINING LIGHT? WHY WE WHY WE EATING EXPENSIVE ASS FUCKING FOOD? EVERYBODY PAYING $800 AT THE GROCERY STORE. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO CHOOSE BETWEEN RENT AND DINNER. I'MMA JUST START EATING TREE BARK SOUP. I BE HUNTING SPARROWS IN MAKE SQUIRREL JERKY, BE EATING ACORN CEREAL, DANDELION STEW. IT'S EGREGIOUS. I'M NOT BUYING I'M NOT BUYING LOBSTER. THIS ISN'T CAVIAR, THIS IS CHEERIOS. HOW'S HOW'S CAVIAR CHEAPER THAN CHEERIOS? I'M EATING WHITE BELUGA, CAPTAIN CRUNCH. WHAT AM I EATING? SABRE TOOTH TIGER? SUBWAY. WHAT IS GOING ON?