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EVERY BUSINESS ON THE PLANET SENDS YOU A BILL.

@juliancrosscomedy

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Why it worked

The video likely resonated due to its relatable and humorous take on a universally disliked and confusing topic: taxes. The creator's strong, opinionated delivery and use of hyperbole (comparing the IRS to vampires) likely made the content shareable and engaging.

Summary

The speaker expresses frustration with the IRS's inability to provide clear, itemized tax bills, contrasting it with how every other business sends a bill. They question how the IRS can exist and charge random amounts annually without transparency, urging people to pay their taxes by April 14th.

Structure

1Introduction: Businesses send bills, IRS doesn't.
2Critique of IRS's lack of transparency and perceived inefficiency.
3Frustration with guessing tax amounts and the April deadline.
4Demand for an itemized bill and clarity on where taxes go.
5Concluding plea to pay taxes by April 14th.

Product placement

IRS (Internal Revenue Service) - Acts: Collects taxes from businesses and individuals, sends bills, and determines tax amounts. Removing it would fundamentally change the video's topic and the speaker's complaint. The IRS is the central subject of the video's critique.

Call to action

Please make sure come April 14th, you pay all your taxes.

On-screen text

EVERY EVERY BUSINESS ON THE PLANET SENDS YOU A BILL. HOW THE FUCK CAN THE IRS NOT DROP ONE OFF? I DON'T KNOW HOW THAT THEY HAVEN'T BEEN ABOLISHED, RAMIFIED, RAMIFICATIONS, WHATEVER WHATEVER THE FUCK. I'M AMAZED THAT THEY ARE STILL IN BUSINESS. WHO HAS LET THE IRS. EXIST FOR THIS FUCKING LONG? NO OTHER NO OTHER INSTITUTION ON THE PLANET HAS THE EXACT OF MONEY THEY KNOW THAT HAS THE EXACT AMOUNT OF MONEY THEY KNOW THAT YOU OWE THEM AND WITHHOLDS AND WITHHOLDS THAT INFORMATION AND LETS YOU GUESS THE THEY THEY WANT THE EXACT AMOUNT EVERY EVERY YEAR COME APRIL I GOTTA I GOTTA GUESS FUCKING 9 FUCKING BOXES. SECTION SECTION F, F, SECTION. SECTION NEEDS NUTS. EVERY EVERY APRIL. EVERY EVERY APRIL YOU GOTTA FIGURE OUT HOW MUCH LAST YEAR. HOW MUCH YOU SPENT ON FUCKING HOW MUCH YOU SPENT ON FUCKING ICE CREAM AND JUST JUST SEND ME THE BILL. AND THEN THEY GET MAD AT YOU IF YOU MISS OFF BY FUCKING CENT. DON'T DON'T BE OFF BY FUCKING CENT. THEY MIGHT AS WELL BE FUCKING VAMPIRES AND GET MAD AT YOU WHEN YOUR BLOOD DON'T TASTE SWEET. I DON'T KNOW WHAT I DON'T KNOW WHAT MY BLOOD TASTES LIKE, NIGGA, JUST DRINK WHAT KIND OF WHAT KIND OF INSTITUTION IS THAT? FUCKING FUCKING BLOODSUCKING SO FUCKING TIRED SO FUCKING TIRED OF DAMN CERTIFIED HOW HOW THE HELL ARE YOU DAMN CHARGING HOW THE HELL ARE YOU DAMN CHARGING ME HOW THE HELL ARE YOU DAMN CHARGING ME A RANDOM ASS AMOUNT EVERY YEAR? I UNDERSTAND I UNDERSTAND THAT? WE GOTTA PAY TAXES TO KEEP SOCIETY GIVE GIVE ME. GIVE ME AN ITEMIZED BILL SO I KNOW WHAT I'M LET ME KNOW WHERE MY MONEY IS CAN I CHOOSE CAN I CHOOSE WHERE MY TAXES HOW COME Y'ALL JUST CONTINUE TO DECIDE TO GO, AND Y'ALL AND Y'ALL DON'T EVEN GIVE ME A DAMN? I GUESS THE I GUESS THE IRS DIDN'T WANT Y'ALL TO HEAR THAT. IMMA IMMA BE QUIET SINCE THE IRS IMMA BE QUIET SINCE THE IRS IS SHUTTING ME UP NOW. PLEASE MAKE PLEASE MAKE SURE COME APRIL 14TH, YOU PAY ALL YOUR TAXES. PLEASE PAY ALL PLEASE PAY ALL YOUR TAXES COME APRIL 14TH PAY PAY YOUR TAXES COME APRIL 14TH. FUCKING FUCKING IRS OR THE FUCKING ZICKE,