DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH FECAL MATTER IS FLOATING AROUND IN THE AIR IN A BATHROOM?

DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH FECAL MATTER IS FLOATING AROUND IN THE AIR IN A BATHROOM? IT'S LIKE IF YOU WALK INTO THE BATHROOM, IT'S LIKE WALKING INTO SOMEONE'S ASSHOLE. IT MIGHT AS WELL BE CALLED THE COLON ROOM. I KNOW WE NEED TO CONSERVE THE PAPER AND THE TREES AND IT'S SAFER FOR THE ENVIRONMENT. BUT GET RID OF THE DOOKIE AIR BLOWERS. I DON'T WANNA GO INTO THE BATHROOM, TAKE A SHIT, WIPE MY ASS AND GO AND WASH MY HANDS AND THEY GET ALL SOAKING WET AND I LOOK FOR A PAPER TOWEL AND I SEE A FUCKING DYSON VACUUM ATTACHED TO THE WALL. THERE'S SO MUCH FECAL MATTER IN A BATHROOM THAT WHEN YOU WALK IN THE ONE YOU COULD BE SWABBED AND TEST POSITIVE FOR BEING IN THE SHIT. AND INSTEAD OF GIVING ME A PAPER TOWEL, SOMETHING SANITARY THAT CAN TAKE THE GERMS OFF MY HAND AND DISPOSE AND GIVE ME A MATTER OF FACT, A PAPER TOWEL, GIVES ME A CHANCE TO GRAB THAT NASTY DIRTY FUCKING HANDLE AND OPEN THIS DOOR AND PUT THE PAPER IN THE TRASH TO KEEP MY HANDS CLEAN, AND YOU GET RID OF IT FOR THE SAKE OF ENVIRONMENTALISM. "ENVIRONMENTALISM" AND GIVE ME AN ASSHOLE FAN. YOU CAN'T TELL ME THAT THAT WAS THE SMARTER OPTION. IT'S JUST CIRCULATING SHIT AIR. THE MOMENT YOU PUT YOUR HANDS UNDERNEATH A FUCKING HAND BLOWER. IT'S. YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUST PUT THEM BACK IN YOUR ASS. JUST GO PUT THEM IN YOUR ASS. THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE DOING. FART ON THEM. IT'S THE SAME AIR. AS SOON AS I WALK OUT WITH MY WET ASS HANDS OUT THE BATHROOM, I GO AND SNATCH THE FIRST TOWEL OR T-SHIRT OR WORK EMPLOYEE HAT I SEE AND I START WIPING MY HANDS AND THROW IT BACK AT THE MOTHERFUCKER. YOU SHOULD HAVE HAD SOME PAPER TOWELS IN NIGGA, GROW UP.