Hungover girls walking their dog

My favorite thing ever is seeing hangover girls at a dog park because they had to take their dog on a walk. It's the best. Like, I love that shit. Y'all look like a sexy hot mess. There's two types too. There's the girls in athleisure that just wear athleisure everywhere. So they look put together, but you can still tell. And then there's the other one. There's the rowdy gals, whatever t-shirt was semi fucking clean, wrinkled, old dude t-shirt thrown on. No bra, fucking titties just jangling everywhere. Pair of stylish sunglasses, round or some crazy sunglasses. Socks don't match. Fuck it, we don't give a shit today. They'll sit cross-cross on that bench thing and just hope your dog shits fast. Y'all still smell like tequila, you're covered in glitter, makeup still semi done. You're impressed. What a good setting spray. You're a good mom. You're a good mom. I just want to let you know, you're a great dog mom for still making that shit happen for them. Cause I watch, like, a glance and I'll be like, I know what I hate my life face when I see it. I see it every morning when I wake up. When it's real bad, you do this. I like this move right here. This is my favorite move you all do when you're hungover. What's cool about that is that shows selflessness. Your happiness comes second to your dog's. You're hungover about to go pick up this little fucker up with a bag, hoping he has a little bit of fun for the day. Cause you're about to bed out your ass off. You're just sitting there with your Stanley and the shakes, just. I don't even know how you drove there. That's impressive. And the fact that you're gonna drive back home, probably stop and get that fucker a pup cup too. What's great is like, you're either extremely hungover or you're still a little bit drunk at that dog park. Where you should go is a single guy. You should be here in shining armor, be like, would you like an electrolyte? I brought two Advil for such an occasion. Which one's yours? And I know that's the worst cause it's usually like on a day where nobody else is hungover and everybody else is in good spirits. Everybody's got their coffee and happy and you're like, oh fuck. I made out with my friend's boyfriend last night. Fuck. When I had my dog, I would just sit and be like, yeah, yeah. That girl parties. I can tell by the ripped up, wrinkled band t-shirt and the little shorts that she went out. What are those? Crocs? Sensational. It was my favorite thing to observe in the mornings when I had a dog.