It's just biology

It's just biology. Does nobody find it funny that jacking off is just biology? Like, nobody teaches you that. Like, there's no jack off class. You're like, your parents don't say you down and be like, today we're gonna teach you how to please yourself. Like that was a gift bestowed upon us from God. Like for men, he was like, this is gonna save you some money. And for ladies, he's like, this will save you emotional turmoil and not having to get connected everybody to get this feeling. But that's so funny that that's just embedded in us in our DNA to feel good in that way. Like you ever see kids do it? You ever see like little kids just fucking flopping around their shit? You're like, what are you doing? You got nephews or little brothers or little cousins and shit, you're like, fuck, put that thing away, dude. Stop, knock it off. You're flapping it around, they don't know what they're doing, they're just smacking it like this, playing the fuck out of their meat flute and they're not even sure of what they're doing. They're just like, this is awesome for some reason. Same thing. If you have like nieces or daughters or little sisters, they start grinding on couches or like spraying with a water bottle, like, knock it off. Get out of here. Little fucking hard. And we all at some point have had a confusing moment in life where we discover like, pull jets. You couldn't swim yet, so you like grabbed onto the edge of the pool and you would just circle around. And then pool people put the jets on, and then you feel water gushing and you're like, wait a minute. Hold on. Who needs to fucking swim anyway? But nobody explains you. I didn't get it explained to me. Like when I was a kid, nobody sits you down and be like, you know why that felt so good? Like nobody tells you. We don't sit kids down, we're just like, stop, it's fucking weird. You're a kid. Knock it off. And at that young mind, you're so innocent. It feels good. Like when you scratch an itch, like, oh. But how do we progress? Like if nobody teaches you how do you progress? That's some natural fucking instinct, dude. That's biology at work. Like that's our ancient ancestors and shit. They were jerking off too. Like they were jerking off when they built the pyramids. When the declaration of independence was wrote, they were jerking off. Every historical point of history, people knew that touching your fucking private parts made you feel good. And I find that fucking funny. Then I'm like, dude, how did Ben Franklin jerk off? How did Cleopatra flick the bean? How was King Tut stroking his hog? And these are questions that I just ask myself. And then I'm like, dude, how did Ben Franklin jerk off? How did Cleopatra flick the bean? How was King Tut stroking his hog?