Bluetooth roster

Bluetooth roster Yo, you ever accidentally see a girl's roster on their Bluetooth shit in their settings? That shit humbles you real fast. That's not even something you dig for. That's something you stumble upon once or twice. You'll be helping her connect to your car or to your fucking JBL or some shit and you go in the settings and then you see like Eric's AMG, Brandon's AirPods, Nick's Sonos. And you can't say anything. You're like, oh, shit. 'Cause it's not like, you don't know how long those have been on there. Who deletes Bluetooth items like that? It sucks when they're all nice items. It's like fucking Jeremiah's Rolls Royce. You're like, oh, fuck, man. You almost don't wanna connect her to your car 'cause the next person, you're wondering if that dude will make fun of you. Like that dude going through it like Jacob's Chevy. You fucking the poor's now? Who the fuck are you connecting to somebody's skull candies for? That motherfucker can't afford AirPods. Those are like those things you gotta take on the chin, you know? Good for her for fucking, you know, for ever having sit in the Rolls Royce. That's awesome. But then like the male brain does all the same things. Like I've wondered if they fucked in all these places. I'm assuming that he loaned her the AirPods so they could go to the gym together and then fuck after the gym. That's how I think that day went. This one says connected to Derek's living room. I can only assume they were fucking on the couch. Hell. It's like one of those things. And there's not hard hitting evidence 'cause you don't know the timeframe. Like maybe she's just got a lot of brothers. A lot of dude cousins she likes to hang out with and listen to music from time to time. That's one of those things in life you see and you're like, I didn't need to see that. And I can't really be pissed off about it. Oh, here's your phone back. Bluetooth will get you every time, man. If you don't delete shit.