ALRIGHT Paisley,

ALRIGHT Paisley, YOU'VE BEEN WORKING HERE LONG ENOUGH. I GOT A COUPLE QUESTIONS FOR ALRIGHT, YOU READY? ALRIGHT, I GOT IT. UM, WHAT TIME DO WE OPEN? UM, WHAT TIME DO WE OPEN? 11, CORRECT. UM, DO WE SELL MORE ICE CREAM. CORRECT AGAIN. CORRECT AGAIN. UM, WHAT'S YOUR POPULAR FLAVOR OF ICE CREAM? OH, THAT'S DEFINITELY VANILLA. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. UH, WHAT TIME DO WE CLOSE? WHEN EVERYONE LEAVES. THERE'S LITERALLY A TIME ON THE DOOR. OKAY, HOW MANY FLAVORS OF ICE ALL OF THEM. ALL OF WHAT? THE FLAVOURS. WHAT IS VANILLA MADE OUT OF? WHITE. WHITE WHAT EXACTLY? EXACTLY. WHAT TEMPERATURE SHOULD THE FREEZER BE? I WOULD SAY COLD. MMM. CAN YOU BE MORE SPECIFIC PLEASE? LIKE REALLY COLD. LIKE REALLY COLD. WHAT DOES BOGO MEAN? HMM, I'VE HEARD THAT BEFORE. PROBABLY BUY ONE, GET OUT. GET OUT. THAT'S WHAT "GO" STANDS FOR. WHAT SHOULD YOU DO IF A CUSTOMER COMPLAINS? CLOCK OUT. WHY CLOCK OUT. WHY WOULD YOU CLOCK OUT? BECAUSE THEY CAN'T COMPLAIN IF I'M NOT HERE. WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A MILKSHAKE AND A MALT? THE SPELLING. OKAY. ANYTHING ELSE? YEAH, ONE OF THEM HAS AN M. TWO SCOOP CUP? DEPENDS WHO'S COUNTING. I'M COUNTING. OH, OKAY. THEN PROBABLY TWO. WHAT'S OUR MOST IMPORTANT RULE WHEN DEALING WITH CUSTOMERS? OH, DEFINITELY DON'T MAKE EYE CONTACT. THAT IS NOT A RULE. WELL, THAT WORKS FOR ME. CUSTOMER ASK FOR A MANAGER? WELL, I WOULD JUST POINT TO SOMEONE OLDER THAN ME. YOU POINT AT ME? YEAH, EXACTLY. WAFFLE CONE IS FRESH? I WOULD JUST SAY, ASK IT. ASK IT WHAT? LIKE, HOW YOU FEELING? DROP. IF YOU DROP A SCOOP OF ICE CREAM ON THE FLOOR? WELL, I USE THE FIVE SECOND RULE. NO, THREE SECOND RULE. YOU ARE EXTREMELY DIFFICULT TO WORK WITH RIGHT NOW. WHAT DO YOU SAY WHEN A CUSTOMER WALKS INTO WONDERLAND? WHAT DO YOU WANT? ABSOLUTELY NOT. ABSOLUTELY NOT. TRY AGAIN. OKAY. PROBABLY LIKE, WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE? MUCH BETTER. GOOD JOB. UH, WHAT'S THE PROPER PORTION FOR WHIPPED CREAM? UNTIL IT STARTS TO LOOK EXPENSIVE. THAT'S ACTUALLY HOW YOU MEASURE IT? OH, WELL, I'VE NEVER HAD A COMPLAINT BEFORE. AWESOME. WHAT IS YOUR NUMBER ONE RESPONSIBILITY WHEN YOU'RE WORKING? MAKE IT TO THE END OF THE SHIFT, FOR SURE. CUSTOMERS. WELL, THEY ALSO NEED TO MAKE IT TO THE END OF THE SHIFT. WHAT DO THE CUSTOMERS COME TO WONDERLAND? OH, ICE CREAM. OKAY, FINALLY THAT'S ACTUALLY CORRECT. AND TO SEE IF THE GUY FROM THE VIDEOS IS JUST AS ANNOYING IN PERSON.