Stop criticizing Dolly, you're a legitimate bum

People attempting to criticize Dolly Parton, the Dolly Parton, okay? For whatever trivial issue they have decided they are going to performatively give a fuck about today. Need to provide me, as well as every other sane person in this country, with an itemized list of all of the causes that they have personally donated to, okay? As well as all of the organizations within their own community that they have volunteered in the last few years. Since they just care so much better than everybody else. And I would bet you a million fucking dollars that that list is not going to be longer than a post-it note. Maybe perhaps even a gum wrapper. The level of mental gymnastics it takes to justify hating on someone who's spent their entire life helping underprivileged people, okay? In ways that we had never seen before, hardly from another celebrity, okay? Literally she was one of a kind. Gave away so much of her wealth, right? To help these people, okay? Start all these funds, funded so many things. I mean, she's really amazing. There's a reason why she's universally loved. And you think for some reason that you have the moral high ground to criticize someone like that? Okay? Other than logging onto Twitter every day and saying something that spikes the cortisol of the 500 people who are fortunate enough to see it. You are a bum. What the fuck do you contribute to society, okay? Other than logging onto Twitter every day and saying something that spikes the cortisol of the 500 people who are fortunate enough to see it. You are a bum.