Story time about how a snake nearly ate my cooch.

Story time about how a snake nearly ate my cooch. Back in England, don't really know what to do for content, so I thought I'd just put out my craziest travel stories for you. Um, so starting off, we are in Bali, if you couldn't tell by the photo. That is the water famous water blessing temple in Ubud, Bali. Um, now I needed to go because, um, I mean, I've just been to Finn's Beach Club. I didn't even think I needed like a water blessing ceremony. I think I needed to be bathed in bleach. Anyway, moving swiftly onward, um, I went there. Um, it was an hour's drive, and then I got told when I got there that, um, anyone menstruating could not do the ceremony because like periods are like gross. Anyway, and, um, periods are like make you impure. There was a language barrier. It did not get translated very across to me. The little feminist in me went, um, actually, periods are natural and I can do whatever I want because I'm wearing a tampon. Um, so what are you going to do about it? Um, don't recommend doing this. Do follow direct instructions. Anyway, moving on. Um, got into the water, started the like little blessing thing. Let me set the scene. So each one of these is like a different, um, passage for you to bless yourself by, let's say that, so you guys don't get offended. Again, go touch some grass, finger yourself with it. Please don't get offended by anything I'm about to say. Moving on. Um, so you got a queue for each separate ones of these, and wash yourself basically three times over the head with it. I'm doing this until I hear screaming. I get to the first one, everyone's screaming. Not that bothered by it until they say snake. And I think, oh. Um, again, not as fast as I should be because I'm not terrified of snakes. If it was a rat, there'd be a problem. Anyway, um, until the shaman, so the guy monitoring, observing all of us, comes out and he is so angry and he is screaming. He's like, you're a liar. One of you's a liar. And I'm like, oh. Um, and he's like, one of you is menstruating. Oh. Um, and not only was I a liar, I was also menstruating. So I was like, um, let me just get out of the water. Um, and the snakes were near me and he's like, one of you, pointing like at close to my proximity, is menstruating on their period because the snake only comes out when a woman is menstruating. So I summoned a snake with my puss. Um, and I'm quite impressed with those skills. Um, and if I can put that on my LinkedIn, on my CV, let me know if you think that's appropriate. But yeah, I summoned, um, a snake with my bleeding vag. Um, and yeah, let me know if you guys want any more story times. Um, I'm going to rank it up and get funnier and hopefully crazier. So stay tuned and follow for more.