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I know cleaning ain't for everybody, but if you really want to get to a bag, if you really are like, damn, I don't have a skill, I don't have necessarily a talent, I don't have a degree, but right now I just need some extra income, some flexible hours, clean. Clean for Airbnb. Get your ass on turn-o and clean. Not even Airbnb, VRBO, short-term rental properties, clean for rental properties. Literally, all you have to do is show up when the fuck you say you're going to show up. And even then, like, people are pretty lax. Like, you can show up, like, I don't know, 30 minutes to an hour after you say, people still going to be cool as long as you do a good job. You need to be on time-ish. You need to be thorough. Like, a quick one-two. Half of the rental properties I have are like, a little 500 square feet joints. Bam, you're done. And like, leave the place looking nice. I have horror stories on top of horror stories of cleaners who who just can't fucking clean. One cleaner left a fucking sausage in my goddamn air fryer. One cleaner, I don't think she's been cleaning the sheets. It was a like, how you going to make the bed? And when I come in, I can I can see visibly a stain and hair. Somebody clearly suctioning this bitch and you didn't think, oh, let me at least put on a quick wash cycle. You just not going to wash it at all? You going to just make a dirty fucking bed? I had cleaners fucking try to rush through their job because you know they overbook themselves. They rush through the dryer cycle, literally folded up damp towels. And then in another closet, didn't even fold it, just threw them bitches in there. I'm telling you, if you all you got to do is be them three things, okay? You can even hire Ray Ray and them up under you. They they can do the job for you and you get a portion of what they make. That's a way to get to the bag. All I need you to do is clean the shit before the motherfucking next guest.