GIVE A MAN A HAMMER AND EVERYTHING STARTS LOOKING LIKE A NAIL

Give a man a hammer and everything starts looking like a nail. Give a man a hammer and everything starts looking like a nail. Tell a lawyer someone hurt you, he says sue them. Tell a therapist, she says let's discuss your childhood. Tell a personal trainer, apparently your glutes caused the entire situation. Tell a man whose whole identity is built on discipline that your life is falling apart, he already knows why you lack discipline. You wake up at 7:12. Disgusting. Ask two friends about your relationship. The one who was cheated on sees cheating. The one who left too late says leave. They're not describing your situation. They're describing theirs out loud. It's not advice, it's their story. And the dangerous part, they're completely sincere. A hammer isn't lying. It just doesn't know what screws are. So before taking someone's advice, don't just ask, is this person smart? Ask what happened to them. Because sometimes you don't need a better hammer, you need a whole fucking toolbox.