what your iphone color says about you

what your iphone color says about you I don't make the rules. This is just how it is. Part two. Red is evil. I said it. If a man tries to talk to you and he has a red iPhone, you better run. This is the shadiest person you'll ever meet. Private browsing, private Instagram, deleting all their text messages, doesn't let anyone else look at their phone, privacy screen protector. Never good vibes from someone with a red iPhone. I said it. I said it. When it comes to blue iPhones, there have been so many different shades of blue. To me, this is giving clear skin, separate shampoo and conditioner, someone who loves shopping but like isn't too irresponsible with it and is a thoughtful friend. Also like pop music. Like that's the vibe I'm getting. Like mainstream music taste. Purple iPhones in my opinion are for moms, and I'm saying this because my mom has a purple iPhone. And recently I just switched my future mother-in-law from iPhone 12 purple to iPhone 17 purple and it just makes sense. It's very mom to me. Green iPhone to me is very ingredient house. Like growing up with like you want a midnight snack but all you have is all the ingredients to make a full meal and not just like the processed food in the cabinet. Maybe you went kind of crazy in college but you ended up like finding zen after. Amazing writing, amazing grammar, doesn't believe in using AI. Will stream a smaller artist to support them. And natural titanium. Any man that has a natural titanium iPhone is like investing in good cologne and like high quality clothing. And same for the girls, it's like you're investing in like the more expensive skincare but it's like that's your holy grail and you stand by it. Sephora sale hates to see you coming. Organized like when he wants to be, like maybe your room's kind of a mess but you're going on a trip next week and like the itinerary is made.