Let's make a stack water of the day.

Let's make a stack water of the day. This one's another one for the juice police. Every couple of months we make a special edition just for our favorite people who worked tirelessly to defend the laws of juice in my comment section. In a big cup we're starting with one cup of water. Give it a good froth to aerate the water and really bring out that water flavor. Then add two cups of boring, get consistent ice to match their attitude. We always want to supplement with what's missing, so we have two heart-shaped ice cubes because the juice police could use a lot more love, and of course two brain-shaped ice cubes for obvious reasons. For the fruit we have raspberry frozen H2O, strawberry solid dihydrogen monoxide pieces, watermelon ice, and pineapple frozen water, and one big banana solid icicle. And finally some ice shaped like me and of course some ice shaped like the. Blend them up with some liquid ice, strain it straight into the drink, and remember we always eat the ice pulp, no waste. And for anyone who complains that my drinks are too cold, don't worry, I heard you. We're adding a big splash of hot H2O for some temperature contrast. And there you have it, the perfect stack water for the juice police. Organic, non-GMO, taste-free, gluten-free, vegan, and most importantly, fun-free, just the way you like it. If you're going to drink water anyways, you might as well stack it with a few benefits, but you do you.