If you do any of these things at work, you're a d*ck (Part 2)

If you do any of these things at work, you're a d*ck (Part 2) If you schedule a meeting over someone's lunch break because it's the only gap in their diary... You're an inconsiderate d*ck. If you send someone a Teams message and then call them 45 seconds later because they haven't replied... You're an impatient d*ck. If you decline a meeting because you're busy, then message the organiser asking them to give you a separate update on everything you missed... You're an entitled d*ck. If you add someone to a meeting with absolutely no context, no agenda and no explanation of why they need to be there... You're a mysterious d*ck. If you ask everyone to update a tracker before a meeting, then spend the entire meeting going through the tracker they've already updated... You're a spreadsheet-loving d*ck. If you organise a team-building exercise where grown adults have to build a tower out of spaghetti and marshmallows, then act disappointed when nobody takes it seriously... You're a corporate-sponsored d*ck If you say "I'm just playing devil's advocate" before disagreeing with absolutely everything anyone says in a meeting... You're an argumentative d*ck. If you send someone an email with three questions and you reply answering only one of them... You're a selectively literate d*ck. If you've made it this far and can't think of a single person you've ever worked with who does any of these things There's a chance that you're the d*ck