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Telling my frugal Chinese dad I just bought a Porsche (Watch to the end)
*Thinks we've walked up to someone else's car*
Are you being for real?
Omigod
Omigoodness
How much was it?
Tell me the truth
It doesn't matter which car you buy
What matters is can you afford it
*Inspects the car while looking disappointed*
Repeats: You can buy whatever you want, BUT CAN YOU AFFORD IT???
*Continues acting disappointed*
5 minutes later...
It's VERY comfortable
*Has to create content for his WeChat friends*
*Pretends to pose like he's cool*
"Let me get a picture from the back"
Ok let me get a solo shot. Make sure you get the logo
*I've never seen this man smile this big*