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Will you marry me? Oh my god, yes, this ring is so pretty. How many carats is it? 0.9 carats. 0.9? 0.9? I'm not even worth a 1 carat ring to you? No, no, no, it's not like that. Then what is it? You're not broke, are you? No. Here's a picture of a 0.9 carat ring and here's a picture of a 1 carat ring. Do you see any difference? I mean, no, not really. The only difference is the price. One carat rings are typically 48% more expensive than 0.9 carat rings, even though they practically look the same. Okay, well, a diamond's a diamond, right? Oh, yeah. This is a real diamond, right? Define real. No, babe, look, it's technically real. It has the same molecular structure as any other diamond. It just happens to be grown in a lab. But, come on, babe. Lab-grown diamonds are exactly the same as hand-mined diamonds, except 80 to 85% cheaper. Oh god, I'm marrying a cheapskate. But you'd rather get unethically sourced diamonds that are 10 times the price? I mean, you know with that money we could travel the world, have a nice wedding, have a honeymoon, instead of buying from companies that take advantage of impoverished workers forced into dangerous, inhumane conditions. Yes, you're right. I know.