Hook

Their other posts in the index, biggest breakout first.
HOW CAN I HELP YOU? STRAIGHT TO THE POINT. I DONT LIKE THE LOOK... RANGE ROVER, MAN. WHAT YEAR IS IT? CAUSE MY WIFE WANTS ONE. HOW ARE YALL LIKING IT? OKAY. SO STRAIGHT TO IT. THE SOLAR PANELS, THAT YALL SEE? I DONT LIKE SOLAR PANELS. I KNOW, THATS WHY I GOT TO COME TALK TO THEM. IF YOU DONT MIND ME ASKING, THATS TOTALLY FINE, RIGHT? THE LOOK OF THEM IS NOT THE BIG ORDEAL. LET ME ASK THIS. HOW LONG YOU BEEN HERE FOR? OKAY. AND THEN WHATS THE HIGHEST YOU SEEN YOUR BILL BE? YOU DONT CARE ABOUT THE BILL? I DONT CARE. I SWEAR. IF YOU SAW A $600 BILL, YOU WOULDNT CARE? I ONLY SEE $250. OKAY. I MEAN THATS GOOD CAUSE YOU ARE AN ENERGY EFFICIENT HOUSE. DO YOU HAVE A LONG CONTRACT WITH YOUR ELECTRICITY COMPANY? UH ABOUT A YEAR. I WILL JUST ASK THIS. EVEN IF IT GETS EXTRA PROTECTION, PLUS YOU IN A WAY BETTER POSITION? WHAT IF IT ELIMINATED YOUR ELECTRICITY BILL FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE? I KNOW, I KNOW, RIGHT I GOTCHA. BECAUSE IT CANT BE THE LOOK, IT GOT TO BE SOMETHING. I DONT... I DONT LIKE THAT LOOK. YOU KNOW THE ONLY WAY I WOULD CONSIDER IT IS IF I HAD A... I HAVE LIKE TWO ACRES SOMEWHERE. YEAH YEAH. WHENEVER I BUILD SOMETHING THERE. OKAY. THEN IT HAS TO BE COMPLETELY SEPARATE. WELL, I WILL LET YOU GET BACK TO IT G. THANK YOU, YOU LIKE.