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This isn't a big deal, but some of your coworkers have told me that some things you've said around the office have gotten a little too political. Really? What did I, what did I say? Well, the other day when everybody was filing into the conference room, someone overheard you tell a coworker, uh, looks like you said that the torture videos from Abu Ghraib are really making you question whether or not detaining people in Guantanamo Bay is legal within our Constitution and if we should really be holding terror suspects there. Well, it is something that I feel strongly about, but I do understand that everyone has their own point of view, and there is a time for rational political discussion, but, you're right, it's probably not at work. I'm sorry. Hey Mark, I need to talk to you about something really important for a moment. Some of your coworkers have told me recently that you're getting a little too political. What? What? What did I possibly say that was political? Well, the other day after the Zoom had started but not everyone had arrived yet, apparently you said to a coworker, uh, science is real. We're living in the dumbest fucking possible timeline.
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