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POV you just got handed a non-compete. Last form, it's your non-compete. Just sign at the bottom. Okay, sure. What does this cover? If you leave, you can't work for any of our competitors for two years. Interesting... that's my entire field. Mmhmm. So if I leave, I can't work in the thing I do for two years? Right, explore your options. Excuse me? Okay, what happens if I do work for a competitor? Well, we would take legal action against your new company that would cost so much money to respond to that would outpace your salary and they would have to let you go. So it's not recommended. Is this a joke? You'll bankrupt my new job to punish me for leaving? Well, we prefer protecting our intellectual property. Does everyone sign this? Oh yes, it's industry standard. That makes it worse. I mean it's not like I have a choice, right? No, you don't. Here you go. Welcome to the team.