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Hey mate, how are you? Oh f*** off! Oh f*** off! He's not f***ing happy. I'll try again. Hey mate, how are you? Off! F*** off! He's not f***ing happy. I'll try again. Mate, there's a sign that says no solicitors mate! Mate, look, I'm sorry, I didn't see the sign. Sorry about that. Look, I'm not trying to sell you anything. I just wanted to let you know that we've got two houses down for sale. Have you seen the houses for sale there? Look like I give a f*** mate. I understand you don't care. I feel the neighbors do care though and they asked if there was any way they could watch it from their phone. So I just thought I'd see if you'd like a link to watch the auction as well because I'm sending it to the rest of the neighbors as well. Mate, I don't need to f***ing watch it through my phone. I'll just look through the f***ing window. If you do want to come have a look in person, you're more than welcome to. You don't have to hide through the window. But it should be a good result. We have a lot of bidders coming to the auction. It'd be good to see you there mate. My name is Jamie by the way. I'm not shaking your hand mate. Well, look, I'm sorry if I bothered you at all. I didn't mean to, but look, enjoy the rest of your day, all right? Sometimes people are just having a bad day and that's all I put it down to.